Spirit Week is here. Today was nerd day and an alarming amount of students exhibited a grotesque emotion they call “pride”, school pride to be exact. Never before have we, that is to say, in three (or is it two?) years, seen this many students get so excited to wear suspenders, booty shorts, and those funny little rainbow caps with the propellor on top. Don’t even attempt to imagine what rally day will be like this year. Oh did you just spew? Man, I told you not to try.
It’s pretty tough deciding which is funnier, the old veteran teachers preaching good old fashioned “high on life!” fun this friday, or the virgin teachers gasps upon discovering that students, gasp!, drink on rally day.
On another note, sorry for the lack of posts recently, junior year is kind of kicking my butt to the point where I procrastinate everything. Right now I’m procrastinating sleeping. No, wait, listen, it has a legitimate reasoning behind it! See, the sooner I sleep, the sooner I wake up, and thus the sooner I have to turn in that AP Lit essay I spent probably around 20 minutes on.
But never fear, we’ll be back to discuss who wore the least amount of clothing this friday, see told you we were working on becoming a gossip rag.